So, first off, Mr. Gil Steward of Auburn, Maine goes a lil crazy about the whole good-samaritan thing- when you find large quantities of money twice in a three-day period- IN THE SAME PLACE, brother, you best believe it's a sign. And living in Auburn?! Anyone who's been to Auburn knows what I'm saying here- money doesn't come cheap in that town! Okay, a wallet, sure, but a frikkin BAG OF MONEY?! Seriously, folks, you can't make that shit up!!!
Then we have Mr. Matthew Tyler of Limington, Maine going so far above and beyond 'Hey, ya'll watch this' I can't even figure out where to start. Anyone who's lived in the north for more than a day can tell you if you're driving, and it's cold out, ya can't really see what's beneath all that snow, and you come to a biiiiig clearing- don't drive through it, cuz it's a damned lake! From the looks of the three inches of truck above water, that chevy wasn't starting any time soon. One of the locals took the time to comment on the article online "Hey folks our first idiot of the season!" Yep... When do we start placing bets on who the next ten or twenty to pull this off will be?
On the topic of shit you can't make up, there is a truck of eggs missing up in Turner, Maine. State police apparently asked fellow troopers throughout New England to be on the lookout for the missing 260,000 eggs. To boot, this is apparently not the first- nor even the largest egg heist in the state of Maine to date.
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